Art School Confidential

- So Jerome here wants to be a great artist, Jimmy.
- How terrific. Jerome, are you exceptionally skilled as a cocksucker?
- ...
- It wasn't a rhetorical question. Are you a great artist when it comes to fellatio?
- No. No, I guess not.
- Well, that's no good. So who do you like?
- ...
- Who's your favorite artist, Jerome?
- Maybe Picasso.
- I see. Very good. Our old friend "pick-asshole". The nasty little dwarf who went his whole life without a single original thought.

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- Okay, boys. Show's over. I have to get back to my masturbation.